WHAT WOULD HER FAMILY SAY?

"I've never been an adult model," said Amber Reiz, a 47-year-old divorcee from Puerto Rico who lives in Florida. "This is my first time, and it's like a dream come true. I want to be in the magazines and become very famous."

Amber is scheduled to appear in 40Something magazine, and with her photos and videos on 40SomethingMag.com, she's now more-famous than 99% of the population. She's becoming famous by not only telling us all about herself but by sucking and fucking Tarzan's cock.

"I found you on CraigsList," Amber said. "I come from a very strict and conservative family."

Amber's breaking the mold.

She's a mother of four and a grandmother of one. She's a licensed massage therapist. She's not a swinger or a nudist. She told us, "You can be sexy wearing a lot of clothes and still create a reaction."

By the way, Amber has never had anal sex. We're going to take care of that next time we see her.

Amber can also be sexy wearing nothing at all. See how you react.