S.O.S. BIKINI BLAST

Life is beautiful when you can watch Vanessa Y. try on swimsuits that look made out of dental floss. Does Vanessa wear these in public? She's a bold kind of lady so maybe she does.

"I stopped smoking, I started drinking beer and my boobs got bigger," said Vanessa, covergirl of November '14 V-mag. This is not the first time a model has said that beer drinking has been good for her breasts. (Beer is made from hops and the female hormone estrogen is in hops.)

After Vanessa has tried on all of her bikinis, she gets naked and takes the plunge into a cool pool, playing with her big boobs and spanking and petting her pretty pussy which she depilated for this swimsuit show since super-tiny bikini bottoms like these don't go together with bush.

In Vanessa's previous shoot, an indoor shoot called "Stairway To Big Boob Heaven," she trimmed her hedge but it was still pretty hairy, especially by today's female standards of shaving or waxing their va-jay-jays. Those of you bemoaning the removal of her bushy pelt should think positive and keep in mind that the view of Vanessa's vivacious vulva is no longer obscured by tufts of muff.