HAIRDRESSER WITH HOOTERS

Getting a haircut is not a chore when you get a lady barber like Valory Irene. Valory would have made a great hair cutter and she would have been very popular wearing low-cut blouses and shoving her chest into your face while tending to your follicles, as she does here.

If you've gotten your hair cut by a girl, part of the fun is getting her boobs in your face, even if they're covered up by a smock. By the way, whatever happened to topless hair salons?

Unfortunately, in the real world, it's very difficult to find an actual hair stylist with a pretty face, big boobs, perfect body and a willingness to pose naked. They're out there, no doubt, but they're not going to show any skin let alone spread their legs open or toy themselves like Valory does.