Lily Kink's boyfriend has to be the stupidest person in the world. You see, Lily, a 40-year-old redhead from the UK, was all dressed up to go out, wearing a slinky dress, pink stockings and heels, but he canceled on her. Really, do some guys ever learn? Well, here, you get to see what her BF is missing.

"I even put some special underwear on for him," she says. "He's really missing out."

Missing out on her pretty, firm tits and hard nipples. Missing out on her fine ass. Missing out on her pussy and asshole, which she spreads very wide for our viewing pleasure. She buzzes her clit because he's not there. But you are.

Most-fun job Lily has ever had: "Porn, of course." But as we always say, porn isn't a job. It's an adventure.

Lily is married and in an open relationship. Although she lives in the UK, she's a fan of the National Hockey League. She calls herself a hippy. "Make love, not war." And jack off.

She once had a threesome on a grand piano in front of 200 people. Beats Beethoven.