It's raining, so the pool boy can't do his job.

"Mrs. Jones is going to be so mad," he says.

Well, maybe she would be if she didn't have a man's cock to suck and fuck ... but she does. She's going to suck and fuck the pool boy's young cock, and he's going to get an up-close-and-personal look at her big tits and round, voluptuous ass. If banging 52-year-old Danni Jones from behind isn't a great way to spend your rainy day, we don't know what is.

"I am a MILF," she said in what has to be the early frontrunner for Understatement of the Year.

"I was a swinger for the last five years of my marriage. We used to go to a swingers nightclub, and my wildest and favorite night was fucking a guy in the playroom with an audience all around us watching. After that guy finished, another came and started fucking me."

And yet, this former court reporter told us, "People in my civilian life who don't know what I do would be surprised to see me here."

Danni fantasizes about being at the center of a gangbang. She dresses to show off her goodies, and said of her previous experience with a young guy, "I was 48 and he was 28. We used to fuck weekly for a while."

She's into women. She likes sucking their tits.

"I also love giving a blow job to a man with another woman and making out on his cock."

Danni just keeps getting better, doesn't she?