DALLY WITH ALLIE

For some, Allie Pearson is habit-forming. Once they see her, they're hooked. The XL Girls staff has no cure for this, no antidote. We ourselves are addicted to that pretty face, that winning smile, that smokin' sexy body and big tits. "What should I do with my tits today?" Allie asks. That look in her eyes and her girly-girl voice alone produce erectile rigidity.

XLGirls: You're so nice!

Allie: I am nice. I'm a sweetheart.

XLGirls: Tell us in what ways you're a sweetheart.

Allie: I'm just a very caring person. I love people. I always give people the benefit of the doubt. I don't have a lot of trust issues, so I automatically look for the good in people vs. judging them. I don't do that.

XLGirls: So the guys who walk up to you and stick their heads in your cleavage, the good in them is...

Allie: They're probably really nice when they're sober, but they've had a little bit too much to drink!